The Morning After Without Marini Lash

The camera starts at the foot of the bed. Although we can’t discern their features, we can see two people lying there, a guy and a girl. The camera pans slowly up the figure of the guy to the theme song of Jaws until ding there is the quick sound effect of an elevator door opening as he opens his eyes. He turns to the girl, smiling. But the smile soon turns into a grimace. Throughout the following we never see her face.

Hi.

Hi.

Last night was great.

Yeah, um…

He rubs his eyes.

Didn’t you think so?

Yeah, um, totally…

What’s wrong?

Well um you have a…a…thing. You may want to look in a mirror.

She jumps out of bed, her back to the camera and into the bathroom. The camera stays with the guy, looking thoroughly uncomfortable.

She lets loose a bloodcurdling scream and the camera picks up running to the bathroom once again to the theme song of Jaws and sees her in the mirror. Her false eyelash is dangling like a spider from the corner of her eye.

My falsies!

The Morning After with Marini Lash

The camera starts at the foot of the bed. Although we can’t discern their features, we can see two people lying in it, a guy and a girl. The camera pans up the figure of the guy to the theme song of Jaws until ding there is the quick sound effect of an elevator door opening as he opens his eyes. He turns to the girl, smiling. Throughout the following we never see her face.

Hi.

Hi.

Last night was great.

It was.

Didn’t you think so?

Yeah…

What are you staring at?

You just have really amazing eyelashes.

The camera moves on her and we see she has incredibly thick and luscious lashes…unlike anyone has ever seen before. Then the camera pans down to the floor where the contents of her purse has spilled and we close up on a tube of Marini Lash.

Thanks, they’re completely natural.

We’ll have to do this again…soon.

Sure…

She coyly bats her lashes.

If  you’re lucky.

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